What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Genetic variant tied to doubled dementia risk for older men - The Washington Post

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How has your life changed since starting college?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How does it feel to have sex with a 40 year old curvy aunty?

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?